Your Shrinking Sperm Count

Life in the Boomer Lane

A note to male readers: While you have been otherwise occupied, following the astonishing array of daily antics being publicly unveiled by the Great Trump Travelling Medicine Show, your sperm count, oblivious to politics, has been reducing itself on a daily basis.  According to many sources, sperm count is now down by 60% since 1973.

Life in the Boomer Lane, always on the lookout for material with which to educate readers, usually decides to titillate, rather than educate. For that reason, she will give readers various reasons why this low sperm count phenomenon might be happening:

  1. the demise of the human race This seems to be the most likely reason.  The universe, having given us more of a chance than we really deserved, has finally decided that roaches, ants, and rats have achieved a much higher degree of civilization than we have, and it’s time to go.
  2. overpopulation…

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