Americans Eager To Celebrate Their Independence…From Trump

The Return of the Modern Philosopher

Independence Day, Fourth of July, Donald Trump, politics, satire, humor, Modern PhilosopherAs Independence Day quickly approaches, Modern Philosophers, a new poll reveals that Americans are more eager than ever to celebrate their freedom.

But we’re not talking about independence from Merry Ole England…

According to a phone poll conducted by the Department Utilizing Statistics and Tables (DUST), 83% of Americans are looking forward to a time when Donald Trump is no longer their President.

That number does dip to 76%, but only when the participants are limited to current White House employees and members of the Trump Administration.

“The numbers really do speak for themselves,” admits Dr. Henry Patrick, the DUST Director who oversaw the survey.

Dr Patrick continued, “Usually, when we conduct a phone poll, people are all business, to the point of almost being rude, and want to get us off the phone as quickly as possible.  With this one, however, participants were talking our ears off about how…

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