Instead of his usual impeccably tailored suit, he wore an impeccably tailored tuxedo, red bow tie, and a top hat.
He stood in front of a table draped in a black cloth. On top of the table was a long box, a chain saw, some large silver rings, and a wand.
“Into which ring of Hell have I accidentally wandered?” I quipped as I grabbed a Snapple and sat on the couch.
“Welcome, my friend, to the show that will change the way you look at Easter,” Lucifer announced with great pageantry as he took a bow. “Lucifer the Magnificent will amaze and entertain you!”
I took a sip of my Snapple to hide the smile…
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